john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

John Mason

ok

John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)

by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

Periodt John

“PERIODT John” means something important to the steppers/dancers at DSSD studios in Decatur Georgia

We got first place “periodt john”

by nokapp.z June 17, 2019

John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.

girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022

John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.

"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"

by butte phucker August 31, 2019