A syndrome that makes you socially awkward and be very creepy when drunk, symptoms may include: trying to take photos of you when unconscious and also
by saidharan June 13, 2018
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by Ted_Bear November 16, 2016
Get the dick down syndrome mug.the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
by happyending December 24, 2007
Get the chris valenti syndrome mug.The irrational belief by employers and supervisors that making use of a BlackBerry phone during the business day will result in a lack of productivity. Micro managers are usually afflicted by this disorder.
Susie: I'm off. I'm going to call my friend for a ride home.
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!
by Jocko Tam July 18, 2009
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vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
by Mo-ez April 28, 2011
Get the Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome mug.a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.
Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
by Jangel921 March 12, 2008
Get the Dick Head Syndrome mug.The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive. This may be a reaction after repeatedly suffering height discrimnation (heightism) in the workplace, in relationships with women, or elsewhere during socialisation.
by Megabone April 28, 2004
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