Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024
Get the fairy hoe mother mug.1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
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Guy 1: “You see Sarah over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah”
Guy 1: “I heard she slept with 7 guys and dated 6 guys!”
Guy 2: “Oh damn she must be a hoe”
Guy 2: “Yeah”
Guy 1: “I heard she slept with 7 guys and dated 6 guys!”
Guy 2: “Oh damn she must be a hoe”
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