God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

monke god

monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.

the monke god is the greatest

by jimmy dogfish January 10, 2022

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018

god

Kanye West

every church should have the songs of god playing in the background

by EDP445 isnt dead May 31, 2022

clap god

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper

ill clap god your ass

by big boy man baby January 14, 2020

Creek God

A person who is a yapper . And doesn't get in much trouble who hangs with small crowds.

HE a creek God

by Solo_2112 April 21, 2025

boonk god

The Boonk God is one who Fully Boonks all the time. The Boonk God does not Half send. The first “OG” Boonk God was Alex Dudziak.

Regular person~ How does one simply become a Boonk God?

Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.

by BOONK GOD June 11, 2018