Eamon is the guy from fortnite

he is person idk what else to say lol

eamon is the guy from fortnite my guy fjkhbysfgn8sis8vhyurihgyuiagyvnaugvav

by my ass itches very much September 21, 2023

guy

A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.

Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.

Guy 2: hey Ellie

Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing

Later

Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one

by Annyomis April 22, 2018

Guy-Aurèle

A guy who lost himself many times with a caddie, also a mathematician.

Guy-Aurèle is a very clever guy, however, he lost himself again.

by Nawakah August 27, 2017

Beret guy

Beret guy is often seen with a terrible haircut. He is known to be rejected by girls in a movie cinema, only to be taken back a week later. If you ever see beret guy, tell him to get a new haircut.

Haha beret guy got rejected again

by Luluand emma October 28, 2019

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Guy Fieti

The incorrect spelling of Guy Fieri.

Hey, have you seen this Guy Fieti meme I made? *shows meme*

Uh, dude, you know it’s spelled Guy Fieri right?

by Zizoman123 July 18, 2021

Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025