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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.
After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.
by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Jimi Job

The epitome of the Trump Derangement Syndrome mental illness who posts worthless memes on 45 while scrounging off the welfare system
Jimi Job is at it again with TDS rage on sadbook
by skinhead mick July 20, 2024
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