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i am not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy
by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024
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The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”
by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024
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skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock
"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."
by justalilguy November 7, 2023
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Guy velvet

Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
by Udayraj November 23, 2021
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My guy

by Not_an_elf March 22, 2021
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3 guys 1 hot pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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dad guy

When the main dad of the movie is in some way the real bad guy.
“I was just watching Home Alone and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”
by SacredGhost October 22, 2017
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