askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022

Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him

Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!

by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021

John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

John Henry just loves amara fr

by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023