Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

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by ash_the_microwaveee March 1, 2022

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022

by user 453722 May 19, 2017

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell
by unknown147 May 30, 2015
