John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.

The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.

by claraowo March 11, 2018

JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

Also known as cute in filipino.

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'

by rainbriones March 8, 2022

John chomos

The taker of cheese

“Where is all the cheese?”

“John chomos took it”

by M1crow May 16, 2023

John

Persona 5 royal spiderman into the spider-verse boobity boopitys

Nobody

John what's up danger

by Kasumi47 May 18, 2021

john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent

That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann

by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

John russo

LArd eater

This guy is such a john russo he is knuckle deep in a jar or lard

by Fasrfcswegvccff March 1, 2022