alddeau!d

pineapple, but typed upside down on a qwerty keyboard.

i decided to search google for alddeau!d, but it yelled at me.

by Mr_Mikl January 27, 2021

D-Niti

When you ejacute in one's nostril and it comes the other nostril. Which is similar to useing a neti pot

When a short person was giving me a blow job I gave her a D-Niti

by The wise old fishing club January 13, 2018

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

Getting Pepe-d

Getting Peped is the action of eating so much Pepes that your shits smell like fresh pepes

Hey Alex, I was getting Pepe-d this morning, Man I ate so much pepes chicken that I went to the toilet and It smelled like fresh pepes.

by Lord Bayla December 30, 2021

D**k

A subtle way to say dick. A more obvious way to write this is d*ck. This is also used as an insult.

"Oh god, that guy is a fucking d**k!" "He has a d**k as a friend."

by Park Jun-woo July 16, 2022

D. Tongue Sanchez

a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.

It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.

by 1quarter20use#7 November 21, 2009

d-thru

an even faster abbrievation for a drive through at a business.

drive through-->drive thru-->d-thru-->?

If this trend in laziness continues, as i predict it will we will eventually just be calling it "the D"

Lucille: You want to eat inside
Devin: No time, lets use the D-thru

by Connor Charles January 18, 2007