poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

Poop

"A fart with a bone"

Poop: 1 out of 267,985 stinky things.

by MoreSJ February 26, 2021

Poop

Yellow or brown shit that comes out from your butt.

Nasty Americans don’t wash their ass after pooping. Poop

by Americans are evils February 3, 2021

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.

"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."

by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

Poop Sckwaggles

A term used to express the feeling you get when you have to poop and someone is in the bathroom

"Aw, poop sckwaggles!"

by Cloudy_dayz August 9, 2019