Shit Fucked

To be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.

Dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
Dude 2, Hell no man, i was shit fucked out of my mind.

by King fishin February 4, 2010

fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t May 8, 2018

shit mit

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

Shit titty

An expression of dismay or frustration.

"Shit titty! Why won't this stupid thing work."

by astrozombie23 September 17, 2008

Shit Balling

When, during intercourse, the balls are inserted into the ass of the other partner, causing shit to get on the balls.

Me and Jen got drunk and we were shit balling all night!

by Spongebobsquare April 12, 2010

shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.

George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe

by u all know me October 27, 2009