In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023

When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.
by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018

"Guess my birthday" asks hot chick "October 10th, cause you're a 10/10" says delusional man.. Girl thinks its hot says "green fn"
Its basically when u hit on a girl or man successfuly
Its basically when u hit on a girl or man successfuly
by Dried mayo March 17, 2024

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

by gerbel November 28, 2020

by smartnoodle May 29, 2022

When someone makes or throws a perfect object,(a gernade, basketball, etc.) and it hits the target from a far away range.
by skinnypr79 March 17, 2024
