October 27

National kick brady in the balls day

october 27

by MyBabyDaddy October 27, 2022

October 28

Ask the girl whose birthday is today out because she also likes you

Boy: Hey! its October 28, ur birthday, U wanna date??
Girl: Ofc!! Ur so hot

by I FUCKING LOVE IAN October 27, 2022

October 27th

Official Aria becomes single day

Hey, it's October 27th, do you think Aria's bf will break up with her this time or will she break up with him?

by Single for life October 27, 2022

October 27

the day he broke up with me

him on October 27 : “i like someone else and i’m cheating on you”

by hearts4vivii October 27, 2022

October 29th

A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.

Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.

by Jamalal October 28, 2022

October 28

National Babytron day

“Did you hear Babytron’s new album?”

“Yeah it released October 28”

by coughupafiend October 28, 2022

October 28th

The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.

"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."

This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.

by Wackmen2002 October 28, 2022