john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021

Den John

If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.

Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.

Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-

by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ February 19, 2021

John-Olav

John-Olav got his name from his grandfather.

"Where'd you get your name from, John-Olav?"
"My grandfather."

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021

John Cena

An invisible person.

The air is John Cena.

by class_of_2026_is_the_best February 22, 2021

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021