P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot

“Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”

by yeraurasux June 2, 2024

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023