Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019

Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day

He was being Praise John himself.

by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017

John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.

Random Person: John's a great kid.

by NotJohnR January 21, 2022

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.

John harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021

John the Baptist

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.

Where in the Jordan River Jesus got baptized by John the Baptist\Elijah?

by Randomnmn October 2, 2022