Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
by FuckBullfrog August 01, 2022
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Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.
Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”
by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018
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Hand beer

A road soda for people who are walking.
I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
by Decterium June 23, 2024
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Baby Hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!
by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018
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Baby hands

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry
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Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
by fernvndooo August 14, 2022
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 06, 2015
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