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A type of meat, as declared by Tommy in The Mighty Boosh.
Cheese is a type of meat,
Tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discrete.
cheese by philnash December 11, 2008

Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.
"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

cheese-is-nice 

a milder, more socially acceptable form of the outburst "JESUS CHRIST". they sound similar, yet one refers harmlessly to a dairy product while the other uses the name of a religious figure in vain.
"cheese-is-nice! that fire totally took out your face!"

"..and to our savior, cheese-is-nice, we thank thee..."
cheese-is-nice by hokeypoke July 20, 2008

cheese pilot 

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet
Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!
cheese pilot by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007

Cheese Boatin 

I just bought an onion! Lets go cheese boatin!!
Cheese Boatin by moses progresso December 26, 2007

Cheese Plate 

To make a fool of.
Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.
Cheese Plate by parisenne January 28, 2009