A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
Get the Full Poopmug. 
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
Get the Poop and shootmug. some brown substance that is produced from the anal hole. It comes in variation of colors and shapes.
"I just had the best poop!"
"oh yeah! what color?"
" A mix between red and brown"
"you know that could mean that you're bleeding from your ass right?"
"oh yeah! what color?"
" A mix between red and brown"
"you know that could mean that you're bleeding from your ass right?"
by Krazee Batsik Malaka February 4, 2020
Get the poopmug. Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
Get the Poop muffinmug. by imbabyflow October 2, 2020
Get the poop firemug. 