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Poop

Gross, icky brown bleck that comes out of your ass.
You are gross! You just pooped and farted on the toilet for 24 hours straight NONSTOP!! Shuddup and get outta here!!
by MarioMax12345 June 3, 2022
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Poop-scum

A person who is acting like an idiot or being a total freaking jerk.

My friend in elemtary school always told me I was being a poop-scum when I teased her at recess.
When I was driving today some poop-scum cut me off and then gave me the finger.
by Xaque Jiblets May 22, 2021
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by IT-YoSHI_NOT May 29, 2019
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poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
I got a poop poking today.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
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im abotu to poop
by uiugggreige January 16, 2023
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Alley Poop

When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!
by $limbo July 7, 2019
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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