Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

Super Genius Penis

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!

“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “

by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

Penis enhancement pills

What your dad uses for your stepsister.

Damn, I need those penis enhancement pills.

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 24, 2022

penis pong

while wearing a belt, the player tucks the paddle underneath their belt upside down. the players then proceed to play ping pong using the attached paddle using pelvic thrusts to hit the ball back and forth over the net.

Hump, set, spike! penis pong also referred to as pelvic pong

by Nikc B August 17, 2007

gall penis

a penis that falls off when wet

wow after that swim i had the gall penis goin on

she spit on my dick and i started gettin that gall penis

by phil banks March 13, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

penis mixup

When you get a blowjob and the girl rips off your dick and places it in her vagina so it looks like she has a dick.

John got a penis mixup with Kelly

by hahaDoodlebob434343 October 20, 2008