National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

National Fuck Your Crush Day

Fuck Your Crush on January 30th

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021

National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.

National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

by Antt1 March 28, 2021

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

national thank josh day 2

in the case that you forgot that april 4th was national thank josh day, this day allows you to be forgiven for forgetting

jason: hey guys, we forgot about national thank josh day!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!

by obama cares April 5, 2021

National Give George A Hug Day

Every April 17th it is National Give George A Hug Day :)

Oh wow it's National Give George A Hug Day, I shall go give George a hug

by Doorhandler3000 April 8, 2021

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021