Life is like a Megan.
by Mituna/Gracie October 31, 2017
A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.
Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!
by Ash Drowning June 25, 2014
the reason why you're reading this right now and not doing something meaningful or useful in your life.
by norweagian blue February 08, 2021
by PotatoWithADictionary May 18, 2019
Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
by datonegurl December 09, 2018
by TheresaFrances September 08, 2010