d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.

Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.

by sperm cleana October 18, 2008

gas bag

Noun: a particularly aromatic sample of marijuana.

That stuff you gave me was the gas bag, man! My friend’s mom definitely smelled it when we walked in the door.

by Ron Christopherson September 4, 2019

Bag of dicks

Bag of dicks means to be useless or dumb.

Randy(" ur just a lil head ass boiii!")
Rogan(" shut ur bitch ass up you BAG OF DICKS!!!!!!!")
Other wayyyyy... frank( I deal like a bag of dicks today.)

by Dankster0911.org.. November 20, 2018

Bag of Bumhair

manky and fluffy

Brian "My bellybuttons like a stale bag of bumhair"

by Mr Hol July 30, 2007

Secure The Bag

When you've secured a ps5 or xbox series x/s.

Credit: Jake Randall

Jake: "Hey guys, Kohl's is live, go secure the bag!

by nutsec November 21, 2020

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

Stunt Bags

(noun) excessively large breast implants. Usually referenced as such when they are paired with revealing and tight fitting support clothing that pushes them up and out to cause them to form a nearly flat surface on top.

Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.

"She is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is redeemed by the stunt bags (she has)."

"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."

by Mark in San Bruno August 15, 2012