A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021
1: "Bro, what happened to Jared? He's changed."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."
by brapmaster69 November 18, 2022
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
by Kynnn December 07, 2022
by Kynnn December 07, 2022
February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.
-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!
by user272728282 July 27, 2023
by Urban9803 October 16, 2019