king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.

Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!

by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.

I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Matt King

Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!

Matt King is cool

by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019

Hong kings

People from Hong Kong

Sam Hong kings will have to get together to fight Godzilla later

by Bambi barrister July 29, 2022

Guy king

If your name is guy king then you’re Super duper gay

Is that guy king? Isn’t he like super fucking gay?

by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021