by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
Get the Zayne John mug.weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
Get the Perfect John mug.a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
Get the john funk mug.When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
“Damn you must be John 🥰”
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the John 🥰 mug.by Will F24 December 11, 2018
Get the john pumpkin mug.The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.
He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"
Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017
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