Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!
by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013
Get the shit pickle fart fuckingmug. by s_81 April 2, 2009
Get the you have farted in a bottlemug. A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012
Get the The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)mug. Large amount of gas that extracted out of a woman with a big grabable ass. After she just received a 2 hour fuck from a 12 inch or larger dick. Often happens in the hood among black people
by geesus54 May 29, 2011
Get the big booty ho fartmug. 1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"
Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008
Get the dick nugget-fart headmug. the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
by waste June 19, 2006
Get the fuck out my fartmug. 