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rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.
Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.
by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008
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oral sex

A very enjoyable part of love-making, in which the mouth, lips and tongue are used to stimulate a partner's genitals. Technically it relates to the act between any permutation of the sexes, but it is most commonly used to refer to a woman going down on a man.

Oral sex is particularly effective (for both sexes) if the woman kneels in front of the man, which puts her at the perfect height to take his swollen cock in her mouth. She can then lick, kiss, suck and generally adore his cock and balls with her mouth until her partner is stimulated to the point of ejaculation, whereupon she can (and ideally should) swallow his sperm. Women who dislike the taste of semen and who can deep throat may prefer to let their partner shoot down their throat to avoid the taste buds altogether.

A talented cocksucker can bring a man off from erection to orgasm with her mouth alone, but a light wanking action on the base of the cock can be productive. Some men will grip the woman's hair or head, either to encourage more action or to hold the head still while they thrust urgently into the woman's mouth in a vigorous fucking action. This can cause the woman to gag but should be tolerated if possible as it usually means an orgasm is close.

Oral sex can be performed simultaneously, when it is often referred to as 69-ing.

Oral sex doesn't have to progress to ejaculation, but can also be an extremely pleasant form of foreplay. Waking up a sleeping lover by sucking his cock gently to produce an erection is a particularly nice form of oral sex. Once a woman gets the taste for spunk, however, it can be difficult to resist the temptation to suck her lover all the way to climax in the desire to get a delicious mouthful. I speak from experience (and have the sore knees to prove it).
I like sex in lots of positions, but oral sex is one of my favourites.

My boyfriend told his mate that I gave the best oral sex he'd ever had, and now his mate wants me to suck him off too.

I was too sore to fuck last night, so I gave my lover oral sex instead.
by jezebel July 21, 2005
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Cloth Sex

When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.
"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"

"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.
by jakldfjdslkfjfkjdkaljflkdjflkjd November 10, 2006
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sex wee

y0 d00d advil got so excited by the pic of Cait's boobs on the bam chat he done sex wee alllll over the keyboard.
by xJessex April 11, 2004
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text sex

when a person texts another for a long period of time and texts about naughty things
hay bro i had text sex last night

yo with who
by bigsuperduperballsareawsome December 22, 2007
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sociologist sex

Sex with someone with a micropenis.
It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
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sex up

A short time after sexing up the report, the scientist was found dead in the woods.
by muzlflash August 31, 2003
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