on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

god

me

bow down to your god

by tanrımgeregi November 21, 2021

Sauce god

Sauce God is a fat fuck from morrell in Philadelphia played Pokémon go with his best friend dominick loranig and mister molester at Jefferson hospital. He’s going to father judge and is going to sell hardcore drugs to kids at Ramp Playground. He also smells like a thrift store

Have you seen Sauce God? Sauce God got buckets yo. I just licked sauce gods nipples!

by FrankMcardle September 6, 2021

The Supreme Badminton God

A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton

His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS

ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white

by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022

God Mode

Something a scrub or noob gamer uses to become invincible.

Did you god mode? says Anakin. Yes I did because I am a scrub. It is fair right.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020