by Pinkupik February 16, 2022
When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.
Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”
Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”
Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”
Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
by Trundle Grundle May 04, 2023
When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.
by Friends of Fig August 07, 2023
When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
by Devo09 July 12, 2024
1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
by Cant.tell May 23, 2020
A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.
by 9buzzards March 15, 2020