John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

John

A big bisexual dumbo

Omg I didn't know you were a John!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 2, 2022

John cena

Big fat man

THE BIG FAT MAN JOHN CENA

by Elijah: Alanah is da best May 2, 2022

John Katsel

A white peace of shit who dates 100s of girls and breaks up with them once they fuck

Charles: Wow, look at John Katsel, he already has a new girlfriend

by uhfe90hfo0hfo9ew0 May 4, 2022

John

An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.

John? Are you an animorph?

by animorphlova May 4, 2022

John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.

John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022

John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534

John loves eating bananas and he's a sussy baka.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022