"Aw man, my poop was very large today."
"No, mine was bigger."
-Two kids having a conversation over feces.
"No, mine was bigger."
-Two kids having a conversation over feces.
by _w3irdw0rld_ March 17, 2021
Get the Poopmug. When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
Get the Wet Poop Deckmug. When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
Get the totem poopmug. by currydemer July 25, 2022
Get the I pooped in my pantmug. by thisismyself November 25, 2019
Get the poopmug. A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021
Get the Poop thrustmug. After drinking an excessive amount and feeling sick, one poops and then is well enough to resume drinking. Similar to the boot and rally.
"Todd wasn't looking so hot before, how'd he get better?"
"Oh he had to poop and regroup, now he's fine to get crunk again"
"Oh he had to poop and regroup, now he's fine to get crunk again"
by nixonstheone August 11, 2014
Get the Poop and Regroupmug.