Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John Gloria

TheWettBack

That’s John Gloria he’s Emmie’s

by John Gloria February 5, 2022

Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

John

Another word for thing or place.

“Yo, grab that john”
“We need to get outa this john”

by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024

John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison

Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!

by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019

st johns park

A place where gangers go to have orgys

Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there

by anonymous June 20, 2023

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021