cat 1: meow
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains
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This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet
These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.
This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet
These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.
"the cat sat on my homework" or "look at your cat! He is so cute!" or "RUN. Steve hasn't had his treats yet.."
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It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
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