box gremlin

an introverted person who likes the internat more tha irl. usualy being good at stuff like editing. and generaly stay in closets or boxes.

Person 1: Tim is a box gremlin- I don't see him for weeks unless I'm on discord!

by box gremlin October 20, 2023

Uggle Box

A box for especially cool Witches and Wizards

Ginny performed such an exemplary Stunning Spell that she was sent to the Uggle Box as a reward.

by Loony Loony Luna Lovegood June 15, 2010

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

dome flavored face box

What you shoot video game charters in; i.e the head.

shot 'em in his dome flavored face box

by jimabobaway March 23, 2011

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa

You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box

by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014