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Putting green

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.
Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.
by wiseacrobat April 22, 2023
mugGet the Putting greenmug.

Green fn

"Guess my birthday" asks hot chick "October 10th, cause you're a 10/10" says delusional man.. Girl thinks its hot says "green fn"
Its basically when u hit on a girl or man successfuly
by Dried mayo March 17, 2024
mugGet the Green fnmug.

green doiley

When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.
Damn it! Conor left his green doiley on my laptop again!
by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018
mugGet the green doileymug.

Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024
mugGet the Green Ghetto Dwellermug.

green

when smoking PCP (Phencyclidine) on marijuana it is called smoking green or angel dust.
The marijuana I smoked had green on it and I hated its effect.
by gerbel November 28, 2020
mugGet the greenmug.

Greens

A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.
"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"
by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018
mugGet the Greensmug.

green fn

Green Fuck Nigga, normally a term used when you splash or perfectly make a jump shot in basketball, specifically, a green release in NBA 2K, which is where the green comes from.
Me: GREEN FN (Shot green releases)
mugGet the green fnmug.

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