Fuck Ugly

When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.

Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.

-later on-

*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck

by Echolitus May 2, 2019

square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016

Tunnel Fuck

n. A derogatory term for an individual of asian descent. Due to the historic accuracy of chinese railroad worker’s sexual activity while tunneling through mountains.

“Shut the fuck up tunnel fuck!”

by beandisciple January 24, 2021

fucking birds

Commonly used in the Philadelphia and South Jersey as antonym of 'Go Birds' to describe both the negatives of everyday life and the Philadelphia Eagles. Most effectively used when shouted at a

"Sorry your mother passed. Fucking birds, huh?"

"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"

" How about them Fucking Birds last night."

by Homerisadope October 3, 2020

fuck a toad

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

by Buddy SC March 2, 2014

Thought-fucked

A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.

The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.

by Boxer817 November 28, 2018