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burning my crumpets

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."
by marganin January 6, 2011
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Oh My Janta

oh my janta- an expression used for in a state of shock just like oh my god. backround information- oh my janta was created by my friend shay shay janta is a man that has hair like jesus and a belly like santa. therefore janta was born.
Oh my janta these pops are good
by Jenni_Juvenile April 19, 2011
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My Predator Owns

A term used by The Flave to describe an innner sense of awesomeness that is really nonexistent. This happens by swearing up and down that the Predator was supposed to be in the new Batman movie. Your friends start making comments that they have cloaked Predators following them around and since The Flave is borderline retarded does not realize it is actually making fun of his mentally handicapped ass. Instead he goes around saying,"My Predator Owns," thinking he is cool. When in reality he is a welfare collecting drain on society.
The Flave:" I am so cool because my predator owns."
by PredatorChieftain December 14, 2010
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my wonderful girl

a phrase used to denote wonderfulness by a man for a woman.

Can be considered negative by women who find their current guy saying things like this about other women.

Found occasionally through old text, from things such as Facebook, where one man would say it about a woman in the past but never to a woman he is currently with.
"Have you heard the news? I'm in a relationship. She is my wonderful girl (insert skank's name here)."

Later, "Oh no, baby she was never my wonderful girl, you are!"

Yeah right, player
by nonymoose999 May 21, 2011
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Whisking My Yoke

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.
Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.
by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011
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Welcome To My Nightmare

A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.
by wolfofthepride June 1, 2010
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Milking my stack

When playing poker, the act of losing or folding on several consecutive hands, causing one's stacks of chips to dwindle slowly.
I haven't won a hand in hours, I'm just milking my stack.
by Timaaah June 9, 2007
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