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John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch
by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019
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st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
by wafflespot December 23, 2020
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John

a real shit head who thinks is cool but is not
He is so John
by hitherepoop July 12, 2020
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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
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John Lennoned

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!
by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023
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john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas
dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco
by the wenis February 20, 2024
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