Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.
PREVENTION MEASURES
SCP Joe requires the following:
Ear protection
Sound proof walls
Nuetrallizer.
SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
PREVENTION MEASURES
SCP Joe requires the following:
Ear protection
Sound proof walls
Nuetrallizer.
SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
Joe: Hey!
Victim: Hi!
Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?
Victim Who's Joe?
Joe: Joe mama
*distant screaming*
Victim: Hi!
Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?
Victim Who's Joe?
Joe: Joe mama
*distant screaming*
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