Chicken boy

man with a small pecker. The world may never know but he is quite exquisite. 9 time out of 10 his head will not fit his body and if you ever meet a chicken boy, you must tackle him and let him know you know about his little pecke.

Gio is a chicken boy

by Beth August 18, 2022

Chicken Fried Chicken

Frying a chicken inside of another chicken. some would consider it the purest form of chicken (In other words, its the shit)

Is this Pete's Family Restaurant? Yes, my name is Guppie and i would like to order your Chicken Fried Chicken because its the shit.

by Tastystankmcmuffcab March 15, 2022

Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc

Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!

by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025

Chicken nugget

A food specifically made to eat with your asshole. John f. Keneddy describes the taste as “it is in the midline between disgusting and delicious”.

Bro bro why are you eating chicken nuggets with your mouth? It’s supposed to go up your ass!

by AdJaCent32 June 25, 2025

chicken breast brain

Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink

“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”

by Chaoticrat May 20, 2024

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022

Fried Chicken

A fucking racial stereotype towards black people to think that they LOOOVE fried chicken. A food that makes White assholes bring black people to the nearest KFC because they think they eat like pigs.

(White Guy): Hey I've got this really great place to eat at!
(Black Guy): Really? Where?
(White Guy): KFC! They have the best fried chicken.
(Black Guy): Dude, WTF.

by handle in use by someone else. November 3, 2022