The good old guy

The one you want by your side in time of trouble.

"Who are you?"
"I am Him"

"him who?"

"Jalaj —the good old guy. "

by Classic Medivh September 14, 2025

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

wrdd to da guys

Word to da guys

Guy : im DTB these hoes trifilin

Guy 2 : wrdd to da guys bradie

by trendsetter.mell March 28, 2022

The Fart Guy

The Fart Guy is a guy I had seen on tik tok farting which was pretty funny.

Hey bro did you see the tik tok I sent you of The Fart Guy?

by OGRoyceUpdatesonX April 28, 2025

Guy dyed

1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears

2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye

I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!

by Gtru197 March 21, 2023

ennit ennit ennit wagwhan g g bruv bruv guy

A guy who can only name one rapper : stormzy a want to be gangster, will achieve nothing and will probably get a z in his gcses

Don't listen to him, he's a ennit ennit ennit wagwhan g g bruv bruv guy.

by sdfsdafa324 September 19, 2020

Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.

Hey there Square Guy!

by Jallawsome September 8, 2011