Cat

THEY ARE SO MUNCHY (slay) AND CUTE YOU GOTTA GET ONE

Us: Hey cat whatca doin
Cat: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Us: eh?

by Noufo✌️😃😃 August 30, 2025

Cat basket

That wonderfully warm spot between your legs under the sheets, that your cat finds irresistible.

I woke up and fluffy was in her cat basket. I loved it

by MeowPDX December 25, 2020

Cat

Not a dog

This cat is not a dog

by WHU thou January 23, 2018

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

Side cat

A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided

So what's with you and Jessica?

Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.

by SideCat27 June 12, 2017

Cat

Cat or cats often used by drug dealers when they are referring to a junky or some drug addict

Example

Abdi : bro Phil called he said he wanted some food (drugs)

Malik : fuck him he a cat he’ll call for the same gram tomorrow
Don’t waste your time

by Merc-cls September 4, 2021