When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
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by Anusfly July 12, 2017
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Get the blue telephone mug.Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.
by Snug Shit Lips August 13, 2017
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Get the Blue Patrol mug.V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.
V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!
2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
by BKoy August 4, 2017
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