When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 31, 2025
Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.Cafeterias, Yo, Change Your Life To Change Your Synergy, You Cafeteria, Yo.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.mug. Life is so meaningless with life in it
by Totally not a doofus April 28, 2021
Get the Lifemug. by Tanner_M November 27, 2015
Get the Lifemug. by Saddfoxx March 15, 2023
Get the The meaning of lifemug. Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
Get the Lifemug. A lifestyle characterized by partying, having a "free spirit" attitude, and/or otherwise living life based off how much fun you can have at any given moment.
The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
Guy 1: Damn bro, did you just wake up? It's already 6pm
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
by SomeoneAfterDark April 1, 2024
Get the Sunset Lifemug.