One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish

Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg

by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010

One of those girls

The ugly ass girl who hangs round with all the guys and thinks she’s pulling when in reality there friends because they know she’s no threat to their relationship

Oh she’s one of those girls

by The_pussy_meister December 14, 2020

one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

by lepetithibou October 4, 2010

one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009

eat one's broccoli

If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.

He's eaten his broccoli. He went to jail and is ready to start a new life. eat one's broccoli

by jesse87 May 30, 2013

one hit wonder

That instance when someone texts you and you reply but they never respond back

They hit you up once and leave you to wonder...

"So Pam texted me the other night saying 'what are you up to?' and I responded, and she didn't text anything back. What a total one hit wonder."

by ardafarda December 17, 2011

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict October 14, 2011