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Get the life mug.A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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No I’m not suicidal.
No I’m not suicidal.
by Just a Memer April 13, 2021
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Get the quarter life crisis mug.You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
by David Aruna March 24, 2023
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